Office timing. Posted by rahul s , Saturday, 16 January 2010 at 02:26, in Labels: birth day, office, party

Monday 8 30 am

Boss : Why you so late today?You know what is time now?

Me : Sir, I am extremely sorry.Sir,Actually ,I am suffering from asthma.I am finding it very difficult with this winter.
Sir,I have a small request.Can I get a shift in my office timing from 7am to 8 am? Sir,I will compensate the work time working 1 hr after office hours.If you want I will bring my doctor's certificate.

Boss: hmm..By the way ,you finished the documentation? That I gave you yesterday.

Me : Yes Sir,I had completed it yesterday itself.

Boss : Oh...good..it is ok.Let me see then.

Evening 5 30
Deepak's CD shop

Deepak : Arre Bhaai, Why you late today? How was the day?

Me : Yaar ,had some work to finish.Hey,good news. I got my office timing shifted to 8 .ha ha..

Abhishek : Oye,u Saale,cool yaar.You applied the same trick .

Me: he he,,yea..jus approached in a sentimental way.Same old Asthma story.

Deepak: Haah..You are a born fraud.So ...what's plan all night?Online chatting?Movies? heh.

Me :Nah... Nothin much.Hey Abhishek ,it's your birthday today na..Happy b'day wishes yaar...So you planning for a party tonight?

Deepak : Abhishek,your birthday?? Well so in that case you should treat us tonight.

Abhishek : thanks thanks...err but tomorrow I have to go for work.Will plan a treat later.Arre you also have to go to work na.

Me : oh ..it's not a problem.I have gotta shift na.You don've to say anything.It's all set.You treating us today.So wat's it?? RS or Signature? I prefer RS.

Abhishek :eh..ke ke..heh..We will meet at your home ,9'o clock. ke Deepak ?

Deepak : Done.

Night,9'clock - Party time.
12 am ,mid night - Party continues.

4 am ,early morning -

Me- ah..t ws fantastasttic.njoyed hellaoot.lime gom to sleeeop.gudnite gus.

Abhishek :ah..kek..hes off..i m too gonna sleep gudnite deepal.

Deepak : gunite..gusni.

Tuesday 10 30 am

Boss : Well common saaair,what is the time on your clock ? Well I got your officetime shifted and now what are you going to say? I can't tolerate this!!!!

Me : Sir,I am extremely sorry Sir. Sir, Actually ,I am undergoing a medication for Asthma.The medicine is a bit sedative and its effect will sustain for a period more than the normal sleeping hours.Sir,That's why.Sorry Sir.
Sir,I have a small request.Can I get my office timing changed to 10 am - 7 pm ??????

Boss : HMMMMMM. < CENSORED >




PS. This is just an imaginary story.The Me in the story is no way related to the real ME.If anyone feels any similarities between Me and ME ,its just a coincidence. :-p.