Monday 8 30 am
Boss : Why you so late today?You know what is time now?
Me : Sir, I am extremely sorry.Sir,Actually ,I am suffering from asthma.I am finding it very difficult with this winter.
Sir,I have a small request.Can I get a shift in my office timing from 7am to 8 am? Sir,I will compensate the work time working 1 hr after office hours.If you want I will bring my doctor's certificate.
Boss: hmm..By the way ,you finished the documentation? That I gave you yesterday.
Me : Yes Sir,I had completed it yesterday itself.
Boss : Oh...good..it is ok.Let me see then.
Evening 5 30
Deepak's CD shop
Deepak : Arre Bhaai, Why you late today? How was the day?
Me : Yaar ,had some work to finish.Hey,good news. I got my office timing shifted to 8 .ha ha..
Abhishek : Oye,u Saale,cool yaar.You applied the same trick .
Me: he he,,yea..jus approached in a sentimental way.Same old Asthma story.
Deepak: Haah..You are a born fraud.So ...what's plan all night?Online chatting?Movies? heh.
Me :Nah... Nothin much.Hey Abhishek ,it's your birthday today na..Happy b'day wishes yaar...So you planning for a party tonight?
Deepak : Abhishek,your birthday?? Well so in that case you should treat us tonight.
Abhishek : thanks thanks...err but tomorrow I have to go for work.Will plan a treat later.Arre you also have to go to work na.
Me : oh ..it's not a problem.I have gotta shift na.You don've to say anything.It's all set.You treating us today.So wat's it?? RS or Signature? I prefer RS.
Abhishek :eh..ke ke..heh..We will meet at your home ,9'o clock. ke Deepak ?
Deepak : Done.
Night,9'clock - Party time.
12 am ,mid night - Party continues.
4 am ,early morning -
Me- ah..t ws fantastasttic.njoyed hellaoot.lime gom to sleeeop.gudnite gus.
Abhishek :ah..kek..hes off..i m too gonna sleep gudnite deepal.
Deepak : gunite..gusni.
Tuesday 10 30 am
Boss : Well common saaair,what is the time on your clock ? Well I got your officetime shifted and now what are you going to say? I can't tolerate this!!!!
Me : Sir,I am extremely sorry Sir. Sir, Actually ,I am undergoing a medication for Asthma.The medicine is a bit sedative and its effect will sustain for a period more than the normal sleeping hours.Sir,That's why.Sorry Sir.
Sir,I have a small request.Can I get my office timing changed to 10 am - 7 pm ??????
Boss : HMMMMMM. < CENSORED >
PS. This is just an imaginary story.The Me in the story is no way related to the real ME.If anyone feels any similarities between Me and ME ,its just a coincidence. :-p.
23 COMMENTS:
i can apply the trick as well...but considering the history with my boss... i dunno dude!! btw i dont think its an imaginative story :)... i seem to hav missed yur blogs lately!
Hahahaha...Thankfully, we dont have fixed timings..It would be tough to be searching for new excuses each time, isn't it?
lol!!! This is what I call asking for too much!!! :D
lol..nice one. I was thinking whether this would work in real life..i guess it could, if the boss is not a sadistic person. This same excuse was used by one of friends in coll. He was 15 mins late to lab..arrived there panting..teacher strted to get angry and then he said he has asthma for the next 30 mins he was treated like a critical patient.And the best part he was given permission to come 10mins late to lab from henceforth...
Nice one...i guess the ME celebrated too soon
@hary
yea..this is one of the tricks..engineering taught us many such tricks..hehe.
ayyo... don't go for sucha hard assumption.... :-p.my father will read this. Better be it an imaginary story na? :-p.
@ insignia
oh...u are so blessed yaar, not to have fixed timings. :-p.
going to office early morning,its very hard..n that too to reach the office at 7 am..! My god,I have to wake up atleast at 6 ..! :-(.
@ smita
ha ha..its exactly that..this happens to many of us ..especially if one is an engineer.I can't remember even a single class durin engineerin when all the students were in the class right in time.. :-p.
@jethin
yea..this works very well..it works better than the conventional excuses like trafic block,no water available in the morning etc etc. plus will get an extra care all the time. like ure friend got. haha.. :-p.
@shahid
haha...ME din celebrate at all..its Me who celebrated the party. ME is a nice,poor, simple guy who just blogged this story ... :-p.
ha ha ha ha..
excellent one..
nanba...sengithane..suganthanne...sthanks and stay connected..best wishes always dear..
Hehe. Good one! Loved it!
@shaun..
thanks dude
@ramesh
chetta thanks for all those good words. :-p.
njoy life..tc
@shreeny
hey dude..thanks for the visit.keep reading. tc:-p.
that is a good one, nice trick.
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@benbes
thanks friend.:-p.
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HaRy
Lolzz....compulsive latecommer...
IS VERY GOOD..............................
da no more updates from ur side
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